In defense of the glorious amateur

The white men are landing. Cannons! Now we must be baptized, get dressed, and go to work.
Rimbaud

Having received some fanmail, I decided to make up a quick response. Find the full message below.

"couple of young tourist guys jerking off along the sunny coasts of europe,drinking beers partying and blaring of with such confidence, trying to finance a cruise with others money and help.Spontanious decision making and comfortable ports to repair,(an excuse to drink and show off),thank goodness for the trades.Think you that you are the first to do this trip?When you wake up and require help seriously get a pro on board and pay.In the mean time have a good one while it lasts."

Dedicated to fanmail dude for inspiring me :)